Tortimer

Just came here to say I am now unfollowing “Unboundwings.”  I find her remarks distasteful.

Hoping all my Tumblr buds are well.

Correction

jacatastrophe:

katrynastumbles:

jacatastrophe:

katrynastumbles:

jacatastrophe:

Apparently Barton did NOT get kicked out. It was Rusty Koonce.

I got the ASMSA email today. At some point, I am really going to have to figure out how to stop receiving those.

What’s the dirt?

Barret, Jimi, Jeremy, Rusty and some junior named Patrick McKenzie got kicked out for smoking pot… Some junior told on them…

FUCK THAT JUNIOR!

I know. I had one of those “In my day at ASMSA..” moments. Because I was definitely thinking “In my day at ASMSA, we would not have tolerated such a junior. We would have tortured him mercilessly until he either reformed or went home.” Because juniors can be a lot of things. Lame and boring come to mind. Ruthlessly annoying also pops up. Mostly they just can’t compete with seniors in any way. But a tattletale? Not acceptable.

I think that one way or another, that junior will pay.

taradactyl:

I can’t decide if I want to shell out 35 bucks for Of Montreal and 25 bucks for a train ticket round trip for this weekend….thoughts?

Its worth it.  Do not doubt.

jacatastrophe:

sssstanger:

rainbowmaker22:

jacatastrophe:

Bleaching my hair right now. Going purple. It itches like the devil.

I saw you from a distance today. The hair is fabulous! I’m tres jealous.

I’m so jealous that you guys actually have the ability to see eachother from a distance.

Sarah, I always want to see you from a distance. :(

Sarah, we can see each other from a distance if you use that webcam i bought you.

Shit

jacatastrophe:

tortimer:

katrynastumbles:

Speaking of Jack, Love in This Club just came on the radio. :(

That has nothing to do with Jack.  That is my favorite song.

Speaking of Jacob, I hate texting people who won’t reply. Especially after like four texts. And that song….is so bad.

Some of us have shit to do, Jack.

YAY

katrynastumbles:

I just found out that I get my own room at the house I’m moving into! I thoght that I was going to have to share a room with this girl I’d never met. YES! YES! I’m so lucky. I just need my mom to realize that my wanting to move out doesn’t mean I don’t love her.

What town is the house in?

katrynastumbles:

Speaking of Jack, Love in This Club just came on the radio. :(

That has nothing to do with Jack.  That is my favorite song.

On the Elevator

Jack:  I’m always afraid the elevator is just going to fall.  I know that can’t happen though.

Mason:  Ya, and even if it did there are those big springs at the bottom, so we wouldn’t die or anything.

Jack: Ya.

10 sec. pass

Jack: Wait…

Prom

We’ll see who’s laughing when i dance for you.

School

So I’m feeling like i could deal with another semester at ASMSA.  My classes are getting easier, and I’m starting to realize that I will miss you guys not being around.  It kind of makes me feel bad for not Tumbling.

Anyway, I have to make a decision very soon between UALR and Hendrix.  I can go to either for free, and don’t know what I want to study.  I think I might visit UALR on Monday with Jack.

Warning: Illicit and Potentially Offensive Content

bonuspants:

So, it turns out that he has a condition known as “micropenis.” This basically means, to you who are unaware, that his penis is less than three inches long, fully erect. It basically looks like a large clitoris, sitting atop two balls.
“Suck my big, fat cock,” he said. “You like that big dick?”
I’m in such a sate of shock that I am actually dizzy. I am literally dizzy. I was shocked to actually come across a micropenis. I was more shocked by his apparent lack of micropenis awareness. I grip it in my hand and it’s lost, so I’m limited to only using my thumb and index finger.
“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah, man, stroke that long, hard cock. Work it.”
I’m now pretty much only doing volunteer work. I’m doing all of this purely out of pity. This isn’t really that different from donating money to diabetes research or donating books to the Invisible Children. It occurs to me that maybe now, with minimal to no guilt, I don’t have to donate to either of these causes. I can keep all of the money I get and use it for dating, something I’m clearly going to have to do a good amount more of.

:(  You said you wouldn’t ever tell anyone about that…